I am bursting with parental pride in announcing that, due to his 3rd grade reading level and social networking finesse, our 6-year-old son has been hired on as an exception to the 10-year-old rule for the Social Networking Explanation Service.
We anticipate that by developing his stellar customer service skills in an after-school job career beginning in 1st grade, he'll be able to make a persuasive case for admission to one of our state universities if any of them are still left intact after these hard economic times.
congratulations! I'd be bursting with pride, too. :)
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