1 hour ago
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I am bursting with parental pride in announcing that, due to his 3rd grade reading level and social networking finesse, our 6-year-old son has been hired on as an exception to the 10-year-old rule for the Social Networking Explanation Service.
We anticipate that by developing his stellar customer service skills in an after-school job career beginning in 1st grade, he'll be able to make a persuasive case for admission to one of our state universities if any of them are still left intact after these hard economic times.
Our thanks go to Marie for alerting us to the job announcement!